Me and the bots are back to do what no man or machine has done before: Mock the cover of the very first appearance of SUPERMAN! Here's our reaction to Action Comics issue 1:Gyro-Bot: Superman is a good guy right?
Skippy: Yeah.
Gyro-Bot: Then how come he is attacking innocent citizens?
Raven T. Robot: 'Cause he's Superman! He can do what ever he wants!
Gyro-Bot: He can't cause his head to explode like us*; gain 5,000 lbs in 5 seconds; cause birds to fly North for the Winter; grow negative 5,000 ft; or even write a comic book, while editing wikiepdia, eating a submarine sandwich and illegally download pictures from Comicvine at the same time.
Terror-O-Matic: I did the last thing five times, in this week!
Skippy: Terror-O! You're still grounded for covering me in mud... or something worse...**
Terror-O-Matic: [grumbles]...stupid creator...
Skippy: What was that?
Terror-O-Matic: Nothing!
*See: Mystery Science Covers 3000: Daredevil # 209
**Mystery Science Covers 3000: Strange Tales # 77
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